Oh, so that guy who looks like a baby of a ghost and a clown was making it up? That makes sense, he says his hair is naturally a fro but it’s totally a perm. I can tell.
Spunk sounds gross. It’s like skunky and I don’t smell.
Ew. Don’t listen to him at all unless you want to hear a bunch of rumors that are as fake as his hair.

Sorry. Do you like fiery or peppy better? I just meant to say that I love your energy.
Ignore him, Tina.
Thanks, Quinn. I appreciate it.

You’re the girl in Glee that’s dating the guy with the really hot abs, right? Tina! Hi.
If you’re talking about Mike, no. We are just friends.

It’s nice to see you, Sugar. You seem as hyper and spunky as ever.
I know. What horror. ‘Cedes and I were in the midst of planning a rom-com night next weekend. If you’d like, your presence amongst ours would be ever so welcomed.

There is security in numbers, right? Now we just need Mercedes and we’re good. Actually, I would be more than honored to come. I have a ton of fashion magazines dying to be read along with a couple of celebrity tabloids to feed the guilty pleasure.
Another Nude Erections loser. Oh joy of joys.
I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure of meeting you. I’m Tina and you are - ?

Welcome to the blogosphere, Girl Chang. I would say I’m glad you could tear yourself away from your main squeeze, Count Drac, to join us, but I really don’t care.

Sometimes I really do not understand you, Santana. You say you don’t care yet you reply to my post. You’re like as confused as Rachel when she needs to choose what Barbra song to sing.
Welcome to the land down under, Miss Cohen-Chang.
Better late than never, am I right?
Absolutely.

It’s fantastic to see you of all people around here. It’s been awhile since we’ve actually hung out. What have you been up to?